The Adventures of George W. Bush, Dungeon Master, Part 1

Someone found a Photoshopped picture of George W. Bush leading his cabinet in a game of Dungeons and Dragons. That led to speculation among myself and my college gaming buddies--what sort of dungeon master would President Bush make? Then "Super" Dave Hall started writing some scenes, and I started playing with a program called "Comic Life". The results?

The Adventures of George W. Bush, Dungeon Master
Chapter One: The Adventure Begins
(In which the party experiences the old "bait and switch")